Friday, August 8, 2008

Smoking tips!


If you smoke you better know some tricks and do it in style! These are tried and tested smoking tips based on my experience. A good part of my life do depend on smoking. Tobacco smoking is the only luxury that I have tried in this world that can make you feel relaxed or stimulate you for a hard days work depending on the way you smoke. One product but two different effects based on how you take it in. A gift of nature... The best thing about smoking is fast results, it takes 7 seconds for your brain to feel the effect, that is fast enough to change your moods. Imagine a 7 sec car, isn't that cool! However, these tricks only work for inhalers!
So you want to get relaxed and enjoy a peaceful moment, just inhale the smoke slowly, like within 5 second long with 5 second intervals. Feel the smoke passing into your lungs in slow and deep takes. Never hold the smoke in, but take it like when you are taking deep breaths of 5 seconds. If you did this correctly you will be able exhale the smoke to a rather long distance, around a feet or two! Depending on how deep your breath is. Now get yourself relaxed lazily!
There are lot of times when your energy is down and you need some pushing to get back to work. Smoke can help you here. The trick is quick intakes! Just take the smoke in and out of your lungs within 1-2 seconds with 2-5 second intervals. Your breaths should be natural, no forcing, if you did this correctly the smoke will spread out of you in a cloud. First you will feel a tinkling feeling all over your body starting from your head, by the time the feeling is over, you will be alert and charged with that extra energy you needed to get back to work. The effect for me last for over an hour! By that time I am ready for another go! However, for this to sustain never take more than 2 smokes in one turn. Somehow for me more than 2 reduce the the effect to pure laziness. Be ware, this kills your appetite and sleep, so feel it or not take some time to eat and rest before your body force it! Now get yourself charged with 2 smokes.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Leave me alone...

I am not happy. It is just me, not you, her or them. It is just that right now I am not happy with me... I could do and be a lot better... This feeling is only mine, so don't try to understand me. When I get happy with me, I will be lovable again... So your free to do what you wanna do and leave me alone...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I love my religion!

Just recalled a conversation I had with a Kenyan friend on a coffee break, back in Moscow.
He: "He dude, girls here rock!"
Me: "It doesn't impress me much!"
He: "Don't tell me your drunk!"
Me: "Well, there comes a point when you had enough of something you just don't find it that impressive, let's say I have had my share of girls from this world!!"
He: "Come on man, are you serious?"
Me: "Ever had four girl friends at the same time, with their consent?"
He: "Sound like a dream, have you?"
Me: "Well, I don't know about anyone else, but as for me I need varieties? You can take the animal away from the jungle, but not the jungle from him?"
He: "I agree but how the hell do you do that?"
Me: "I am a Muslim!"
He: "Damn, right, you guys can have four!"
Me: "I love my religion!"

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Goodbye!

I hate ego! Yes I hate it... It is not worth it... Some say you can't live without it! It is just plain bullshit... Have you ever tried it? I know many will never understand this even in a life time...
In the quest of many, no matter how much of a party animal the girl you are with is, in the end one just have to fall... I know some try hard to evade, but when you feel it, you just feel it. There is no stopping it and what is the use of denying... After screwing around, one just have to end up in love... Too bad it is never me! It is like the same story again and again, with different actors... How boring can that be?
So this is it, I have had enough... This is pathetic, can't see any light at the end of the tunnel just some lonely hearts... I can't pretend something I don't feel... So I rather be happy in my own skin and I don't want to be labelled as a stone-hearted either!
So no screwing around form now on! Yes, you heard me right and it is me saying it... Stop! Period! Well, the leaf do not desert the tree, it just let itself be carried away by the wind... Goodbye!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Self hypnotize with a stupid idea along with proper rest

In everyday life we categorize people as smart and not so smart, the energetic and lazy, the expert and the newbie. However all I have learned so far is that success does not depend on any of these categorizations. Success is not genetics, success is an attitude that depends on how much passion you have to stay at heart and prioritize what you want to achieve in life.
So how can one stay focused? It depends on what you want to achieve. I sleep every other day, reason? I want to stay competitive in life and less sleep gives me a competitive advantage. However, there is a catch to this! This only works for repetitive daily routine works. Right now, I am learning a new computer language along with designing and coding like hell for a huge project. Without sleep I CAN'T even focus and collect my thoughts for new ideas for 30 minutes, I get lost in blankness. However, after 10 hours of sleep I wake up jolly with fresh new ideas. So if you want to learn something new or think logically for hours, you have to get enough sleep! Coffee and smoke did not help.
Next you need to believe in yourself and stop categorizing. Things in life are suppose to be hard but simple when you get it. Just because something is hard does not mean that you are slow. I still remember the time when I spend hours and filled half of a 100 page log book to solve one 'mechanic' problem. Thinking back it was hell of a ride, but the conquest was worth it, as after that lock-break everything else became so easy! So if you ever categorize yourself into the social-cause you have lost the passion and heart in what you are doing! If so you are bound to fail!
So when things are hard never categorize yourself and your not slow. Some times some things in life are hard and if you still wants to break the lock, keep going. As far as learning and new ideas are concerned, success do follow when you self hypnotize yourself with this stupid idea along with proper rest.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Never fly again...

Restraining myself is always hard, something I just not so good at. When the time calls for a call, I just have to make it and feel it! However, the most difficult of all tasks is to apologies afterwards. I wish I could hold my breath and never fly again...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

A man got to do what he got to do...

Haven't slept for two days now, still going strong honey... It feels like on ecstasy, more like up on a tree (gahuga!)! But a man got to do what he got to do... I am way behind my schedule, this is the only way to catch up! Thanks to my iMac & "the smoke", two reasons why I am still up writing, designing and coding... Want to drop dead on my bed, but I better get back to work...