If you smoke you better know some tricks and do it in style! These are tried and tested smoking tips based on my experience. A good part of my life do depend on smoking. Tobacco smoking is the only luxury that I have tried in this world that can make you feel relaxed or stimulate you for a hard days work depending on the way you smoke. One product but two different effects based on how you take it in. A gift of nature... The best thing about smoking is fast results, it takes 7 seconds for your brain to feel the effect, that is fast enough to change your moods. Imagine a 7 sec car, isn't that cool! However, these tricks only work for inhalers!
So you want to get relaxed and enjoy a peaceful moment, just inhale the smoke slowly, like within 5 second long with 5 second intervals. Feel the smoke passing into your lungs in slow and deep takes. Never hold the smoke in, but take it like when you are taking deep breaths of 5 seconds. If you did this correctly you will be able exhale the smoke to a rather long distance, around a feet or two! Depending on how deep your breath is. Now get yourself relaxed lazily!
There are lot of times when your energy is down and you need some pushing to get back to work. Smoke can help you here. The trick is quick intakes! Just take the smoke in and out of your lungs within 1-2 seconds with 2-5 second intervals. Your breaths should be natural, no forcing, if you did this correctly the smoke will spread out of you in a cloud. First you will feel a tinkling feeling all over your body starting from your head, by the time the feeling is over, you will be alert and charged with that extra energy you needed to get back to work. The effect for me last for over an hour! By that time I am ready for another go! However, for this to sustain never take more than 2 smokes in one turn. Somehow for me more than 2 reduce the the effect to pure laziness. Be ware, this kills your appetite and sleep, so feel it or not take some time to eat and rest before your body force it! Now get yourself charged with 2 smokes.
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I'm sure all smokers out there will appreciate your advice. But, you know there is something else that can relax or stimulate you for a hard days work in just few seconds depending on the way you manipulate it. A wonderful gift of nature...YOUR BRAIN! But then again, not everyone is blessed with such strong intuitions and notions, and it is they who are slaves to such external luxury as tobacco,oil and drugs. Pity!!
first this is no advice, these are tips... second i am not talking about 'the drugs' here... it is about tobacco so know the difference... what i hear you say, brain, intuition, notion? well, ever tried to use your brain over your heart? or to change your mood? brain is a wonderful tool, for logic... a processor and a pattern generator... sure it is a gift of nature, but for a different purpose and it's functions are always subject to your heart/emotions... like our body needs nutrition for action... brain needs its right amounts of boosting if you want it to function the way you want, when you want... sure our natural process has all these built in, but there are times when you just need to intervene... it is all about being in control... i prefer control...
lets do a test, from now on, don't ever call me crying that you are bored when I am busy, just USE your BRAIN...
Bingo!!! I knew I'd hit a soft spot in there heheh... anyways, just for the record... I do use my brain over my heart. Why do you think we're friends? :D And.. I never call you when I'm bored. Cos I don't make time for boredom. Why I call you, is a totally different story. cheers..:)
i respect!
take care `my precious`! ;)
So good......
ya! its gud
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